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About this drink: New coke! To replace the Diet Coke With Lemon/washing up liquid! Will it be good? Will it be hideous? It's a Diet Coke, so the latter is the assumed. Looks..exactly the same as a regular Diet Coke bottle, albeit with a yellow top and pictures of lemons and limes. Appearance, aroma, argh? To the eye: Looks like coke. Would be more accurate if it looked like coke with small devils swimming in it shouting "I'm horrific! I'm horrific!" (I did take a picture of this, but it's yet to upload. Possibly because my website knows subconsciously what it is, and is attempting to reject it outright.) To the nose: Chlorine mixed with lemon-scented dishwasher powder. To the mouth: As above. And a little while after: The taste immediately vanishes. Then the tongue burns like the hottest fires of Hades for no apparent reason (possibly your own tastebuds rebel against you for inflicting this diabolic concoction upon them). Then, curiously, it gives off a taste slightly like shortbread. This is the single most pleasant thing about it. When it gets warm: Unknown. Overall: LIQUID DEATHSeriously. Diet Lemon was bearable. Diet Cherry was akin to a trip to France. This is the holocaust.  |
 Tagline: Carbonated Low Calorie Citrus Flavour Soft Drink With Vegetable Extracts With Sweeteners. Hardly the most catchy of taglines, although I suppose "Tastes Like Dying" wouldn't have sold well. Manufacturer: Coca Cola Enterprises LTD Website: I can't find an official one for this drink specifically, but I assume the bottle has www.coca-cola.com on it. Enjoy. - R. Daily dosage: "May cause inexplicable mutations and homosexuality". Daily Dosage: Depends if you're on death row or not, I suppose. Volume: Bottle; 500ml. Ingredients: Artificial crap that doesn't appear to be in English. Nutritional Info: 7 calories, 0 fat, 0 mg sodium, 0 carbs, 0 protein, 0 taste. Energy: 7 calories. Caffeine: Unknown. Presumably less than 32mg. Taurine: 0mg. |