@ girls with oddly-shaped breasts.


GreyShirt: I r gud.
FrontierPsychiatrist_that_talks: GRYESHIR U R TEH SHEEIT!!!!!!!!111111111
GreyShirt spews coffee.
GreyShirt is away.(Seriously. My monitor is drenched. Gonna get some paper towels.)

Rogue_Jedi_of_the_Grey : @ having thoughts along the lines of " @" posts, but being unable to express them verbally due to the fact that saying "Depressed looking disembodied floating yellow face with no hair or ears AT Something" would be rather odd


sylph_of_mystery: it's so nice to see you kids playing nicely together
xii0 pulls Russ's hair
FrontierPsychiatrist_that_talks: And I know as well as you how rectal Ionichost is.
FrontierPsychiatrist_that_talks squools like a goil!
sylph_of_mystery chuckles
xii0: Meanie!
FrontierPsychiatrist_that_talks: NYAH NYAH!!!
xii0 screams and yelps
FrontierPsychiatrist_that_talks piffs rocks.
xii0 eats dirt
FrontierPsychiatrist_that_talks makes mud pies!
FrontierPsychiatrist_that_talks piffs em
xii0 _muddy.jpg
FrontierPsychiatrist_that_talks: !
sylph_of_mystery: lol
xii0: kaching.
sylph_of_mystery: and eww
FrontierPsychiatrist_that_talks: Heheheeh.

FrontierPsychiatrist_that_talks would hate to be stuck in a lift with Iain Hewitson.
FrontierPsychiatrist_that_talks: 1. The smell.
FrontierPsychiatrist_that_talks: 2. The smell.
xii0: !!!
FrontierPsychiatrist_that_talks: 3. Increased impact if the cable breaks.
xii0: 4. lack of oxygen.
FrontierPsychiatrist_that_talks: 5. Square inch of elbow room.
xii0: 6. Excess fat.
xii0: 7. Handy cooking tips.

The_Gremlin_from_the_Kremlin is gonna have to hold it until he goes home. Or until no one's watching.
GreyShirt . o O ( If you use the sink, just run COLD water. Hot water amplifies the odo(u)r. )
The_Gremlin_from_the_Kremlin . o O ( You're not gonna mention the gas-mask story again are you? )

The_Gremlin_from_the_Kremlin analyses a colon pipe. The_Gremlin_from_the_Kremlin washes hands afterwards.

GreyShirt says, And I'm #1 Chatter!! Woohoo!!
GreyShirt is easily amused.

one_eyed_fiona says, watched 'gods and monsters' in between worshipping @ the porcelain alter last nite
one_eyed_fiona says, dunno why i thought of that

FrontierPsychiatrist_that_talks kinda likes the alternating-buttock-clench to alleviate buttache.

FrontierPsychiatrist_that_talks says, It takes a lot of energy to keep your butt from getting sore when sitting down. Your boss doesn't realise that.

The_Gremlin_from_the_Kremlin says, Update him. "Grem's going bald, Russ drank too much warm bat poop, and someone has piccies."

The_Gremlin_from_the_Kremlin put a fedora on Mr S, so followed suit, and gave him a whip.

GreyShirt says, I hope that's "chest hair".
FrontierPsychiatrist_that_talks says, Please tell me that's a feather duster.

FrontierPsychiatrist_that_talks
wonders what needs to be done to encourage Mr. Shirt to slap a lighter shade of blue on the end of his text.
GreyShirt says, What? Me change something? The world trembles.

The_Gremlin_from_the_Kremlin wasn't asskissing through journal reading.
Daemon2001 says, Not at all.

Daemon2001 says, For some reason this reminds me of a massive white blob on my arm.
Daemon2001 says, Although it's more small than massive.

FrontierPsychiatrist_that_talks: Yo< Flahtlein.
FrontierPsychiatrist_that_talks: HOly fuck.
FrontierPsychiatrist_that_talks: @ O
FrontierPsychiatrist_that_talks: !!!
FrontierPsychiatrist_that_talks: Yo, Flat.
FrontierPsychiatrist_that_talks:

flatline2010:: Russ, quick, propose to Silvy.
narya_hithlain:: O_o
FrontierPsychiatrist_that_talks:: o_O
flatline2010:: Middle evil? I like that.
evil_space_llamas:: *stays single and away from Flat*
FrontierPsychiatrist_that_talks:: WIL U TEH MARY M3?!?1////!!111oneonesix
narya_hithlain:: O_O!!
flatline2010:: Hey, I'm spoken for, Llamas.
flatline2010:: Oh my God, he proposed in L33t!
FrontierPsychiatrist_that_talks:: I R TEH Pr0P0X0RZZ!!11
FrontierPsychiatrist_that_talks:: Someone shoot me. Several times. Please.

romana125: tracey u r a newbie right?
greyshirt: I suggest you look at profiles, dear.
greyshirt: ne1 want 2 chat?
flatline2010: Mr Sh1rt, U R TeH NO. ! CHATTERZ!!!111.
scorpius_icewall_whitefang: lol flat
greyshirt: Kewl!! I'se be #1!!!!!11111

warsailor: "no rest for the wicked, no peace for the kind, guess this days off are a state of mind " someone i cant remember

evil_space_llamas: Cyber sex is rather funny, in my opinion. If I'm feeling in the mood for it, I'll string them along and go "And then, while you wonder what that strange smell is, I prematurely ejaculate and ruin your bedsheets. By the way, get a life."

lightning_stormdragon: 60328 files on this comp....
lightning_stormdragon: 1 of them has a headache
lightning_stormdragon: norton can't find it

purple_fluffy_alien: I keep getting stuff through the post trying to get me to buy a credit card, the main selling point seeming to be the fabulous designs you can have on it

Datazoid: I swear, within a month of owning a webcam, every single person does something stupid.
Aeryk_Virkuun: owns cam, only stupid thing i've done is expect it to work







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